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Shocking New Reports Indicate Obesity In Local Water Dragons is On The Rise
Robert Parker •
Recent alarming data suggest that over 80% of Water Dragons on campus are now classified as overweight.
Major changes to CHAC Honors assembly leave many students questioning the future of the College
Hugo Beveridge •
New Format for Honors Assembly Leaves Students Scratching Their Heads.
Heinous underground newspaper sued for defamation by College
James Brandt •
Year 12 Valedictory Dinner used to attack a shocking online publication known as the ‘Wetlands Post’
Shocking: Experts estimate only 10% of Year 12 Literature students have finished the book
Dominik Beveridge •
The students before the 2 hour external exam on Wednesday morning appeared to have stoically accepted their fate.
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