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Shocking: Experts estimate only 10% of Year 12 Literature students have finished the book

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The students before the 2 hour external exam on Wednesday morning appeared to have stoically accepted their fate.
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The Future of the Wetlands Post

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What happens to this newspaper lies in your hands
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Data shows sudden spike in cross gender interactions after 2025 Formal announced

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Analysis of CCTV footage shows Year 11s scrambling to develop last-minute relationships with possible partners
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Exlusive: Anonymous tip off throws new light on "Celebration Day" unlawful activities

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A source has revealed several shocking new crimes in a stunning expose, casting doubt on supposed “tame” final day
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AFP sent back to Canberra after remarkably uneventful Celebration/Thankfulness/Gratitude Day

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CHAC executives breathe sigh of relief as the Grade 12’s final day of classes occurs without major incident
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College declares independence from mainland Australia

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The ‘Republic of CHAC’ was formed this morning as torrential rains remove the last land connection to Australia
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Principal puts AFP on standby as "Celebration Day" approaches

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The Wetlands Post can report that the Principal has put the Australian Federal Police on red alert and troops are stationed in Brisbane
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Exclusive: College Captain fails to sign in to Music Lesson

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The College community is reeling after news Toby Chippendale, College Captain, let slip he has been failing to sign in and out of music lessons
Toby Chippendale