Jack Simpson

Unidentified dead thing removed from C Block rafters after overwhelming stench of death affects students' learning

A formal complaint was lodged yesterday when a junior maths teacher, who has asked to remain anonymous, was unable to maintain students’ interest in trigonometric functions

Revealed: Peel grade 12 farewell sausage sizzle makes shocking financial loss

House captains Adele and Elodie finished counting the two-dollar sanger payments early this morning and were dismayed to discover a damaging net loss