Capture! Year 12 extremists' “Celebration Day” plans thwarted by AFP

The AFP has revealed details of the covert arrests of three “terrorist cell” linked Year 12 students kept under wraps until now. Many other students were shocked that such a destructive crime would come from their own.

The annual senior “Muck Up Day” was changed to “Celebration Day” this year and was toned down significantly due to the catastrophic damage made to the college from last year’s cohort. Uniform swaps and glitter were just some of the activities banned following many valid complaints from students that the day was “too fun”, and “distracted from their learning”.

On October 8, our own Dominik Beveridge reported on the AFP involvement in the college approaching “Celebration Day”. Many questioned the decision for the bolstered security, citing that armoured officers were “too intimidating” for a school environment.

The AFP were covertly monitoring the school, with agents hiding on roofs and camouflaged in the Wetlands. Reports say they were equipped with fully automatic detention rifles, ready to pounce on any threat to the college.

One patrol spotted the group heading into the bathrooms, and luckily thwarted a plan to glue glitter on the B block male bathroom seat. Three students were arrested.

“It could have been catastrophic” remarks one high ranking College official.

“It would have taken literal minutes to clean” states another in shock that someone would attempt such a heinous attack.

The College can only thank those brave few who are dedicated to protecting their precious bathroom assets.

When asked about why the arrests were kept covert, the AFP stated, “We didn’t want the students to get into a frenzy like last year… damage to uniforms and students’ feelings could have occurred."

It is currently unclear whether or not this terrorist cell has further plans, but the AFP is launching an investigation.

More to come